Week in Review: Either the Best or Worst Week Ever

• Ilya knows Bush's heart...and it's red, about the size of a fist, and not at all "heart-shaped."
• Hey ho, hey ho, down the Hatch we go! And let this be a lesson to all you campaigners out there; the PeP can be bought...and it really doesn't cost that much.
• Harriet Miers came and went faster than a sailor in the Port of Rio De Janeiro.
• Xtra is good ol' crony at heart. And what, may I ask, is the matter with unaccredited law schools? You're such an East Coast conservative elitist.
• For whom does the bell toll? 2,000 US war dead...and 30,000 Iraqis.
• And, of course, not to forget the elephant (on crutches) in the room: Welcome to Scootstock.