Friday, October 28, 2005

Scootstock Edition: CNN's "The Situation Room" Slogs Into its Fourth Hour




Eli! Eli! Lama sabachtani? It's not 1pm and CNN has inflicted four hours of Wolf Blitzer's "The Situation Room" on the quivering public. Normally he isn't let out of the dungeon until mid-afternoon (2-5pm), but Hurricane Scootstock (just upgraded to a Cat. 7) warrants a whole different approach. To medicate, we're taking a shot of Jameson every time Von Wolfenblitzer refers to his Blitzer’s Beauties "internet reporters" Abbi Tatton and Jackie Shechner for online information regarding the indictment. God, what a world.

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