The Apple iPad

It will f$%k you up for life. Just Kidding. I don't really get it. It seems like a netbook with a little more content. It looks really pretty and some people think it will be the neatest thing since sliced bread. My track record is horrible on these things.

note: I don't think my predictions were totally off base about the smart car. They haven't taken the world by storm but they are common enough to be considered mainstream (to the extent that driving a clown car can be considered mainstream).