"If it ain't Obama, It's Yo Mama!"
That would be a friggin brilliant slogan at this juncture. It exploits the youth votes desire to distance themselves from their aged counterparts by making a slam on their mothers. The Yo Mama bit is highly urban, while the use of "ain't" is an effective sop to rural voters. Further, it manages to subtly convey everyone's greatest fear of a Hillary presidency: her smarmy Mother knows best Nanny Statism. Obama campaign, I will be looking for the check in the mail.