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Monday, October 22, 2007
How To Become An Incredible Douchebag
Go buy yourself a Ferrari Edition Segway. Yes such a thing exists. If you can't afford a Ferrari Edition Segway or even a regular Segway and are hellbent on being a Douchebag you can always buy a fanny pack.
Note: I am always amused by mall security guys riding around on Segways. I almost want to shoplift just to see if I can escape the clutches of the Segway mounted arm of the law.