Thursday, September 14, 2006
Men Are More Intelligent Than Women, Claims New Study
Ok, I am linking to an article that I haven't read, but I was so excited by the headline (which also happens to be my headline). See, whenever my girlfriend and I get into an argument, I try to reason with her that we should stop because I am right. My standard line is "I'm right, you're wrong because I'm a man and you're a woman", at which point she knees me in the groin. Frankly, that is an irrational response and corroborates my original point, which is that I am right becuase of my innately superior reasoning capabilities. Now I have proof and I will say "I'm right, you're wrong because I'm a man and you're a woman, a study says so!" I just need to get a cup before I try it out.