Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Nam

Well, I am off to Vietnam for the next couple of weeks where I am going to try and avoid becoming a human carrier for avian flu. Some choice quotes from my doctor as I was getting some last minute prescriptions:

"Vietnam?!?! You couldn't pay me to go down there with all the shit that's coming from there" I believe that was a reference to avian flu, et al.

"Richard, remember, no hoochie coochie"

Off to Socialist Nirvana it is, Cheers!

3 comments:

PiedPiper said...

When you return, I fully expect you to start addressing us as comrades. Finally, you will see the truth, X.

Anti-Everything said...

So let me get this straight, half of our contributors are going to be out of the country all at the same time? How will our little blog survive...until later comrades.

PiedPiper said...

You think far too highly of yourself, Anti. And especially far too highly of Mandingo.