TO: Staff and Readers of the Pie-Eyed Picayune
RE: More changes to the Pie-Eyed Picayune
Friends, colleagues, secret MSM operatives, it is with great pleasure that I address you this evening on the state of the blog, the Pie-Eyed Picayune.
As you may have noticed, the PeP has grown considerably since its inception this past May. From a rambling, incoherent message board filled with wanderlust, it has become a respectable, established blog with a voice and presence all its own.
Additionally, long-time readers know that the PeP used to be a one-pony show. I shouldered the load myself, but, realizing the value of dissenting and concurring opinions, I have systematically been adding new bloggers to the contributors list. Just this week, the impenetrable Mandingo had his coming out party. And while I see that his recent posts lack a certain, how shall I put this, decorum, I have all the confidence in the world he will learn to blog with the big girls and boys. Also, added onto the list is former PeP Supercorrespondent Anti-Everything, who has been promoted to PeP Contributor. In addition to this role, Anti-Everything will be serving as our resident anarchist as well as treasurer. We thank him in advance for his services.
After commissioning a survey by the Rand Corp., we have also ascertained some information about you, our Readers. While most of you consist of a single man some of us went to college with who may or may not be gainfully employed, there are a significant portion of you from around the Twin Cities. The study also found a small but strong population of northeast Iowa readers. On behalf of the Pie-Eyed Picayune, I invite all of you to share comments with us and suggest ways we can improve the blog. After all, if we weren't writing this for someone else, we'd just be writing it for ourselves, in which case we'd probably just keep doing it anyway.
With that, I'd just like to say that the state of the blog is strong and properous. But please send us things that like money and other things that will make us strong. Please.
Good night, America.
Pie-Eyed Picayune Editor-in-Chief