Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Greatest Threat to America…PORN

The FBI announced that under the guidance of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales they are currently recruiting a new anti-porn squad to investigate obscene material. Gonzales describe the initiative as “one of the top priorities” of the Justice Department and the FBI.

So let’s see, instead of utilizing FBI agents to investigate terrorists who wish to do Americans harm or corporate criminals who steal billions from the American public, we are instead investigating porn. And will this investigation relate to child pornography and the noble task of protecting children; nope it goes after consenting adults.

So apparently one of the greatest threats to the American public is some chick getting pissed on or taking it from a horse, who knew?

Could this just be an attempt by Gonzales to pander to the conservative American base in an attempt to get the nomination to fill Sandra Day O'Connor’s vacant seat on the Supreme Court? Of course not that would just be absurd.

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