An amateurish attempt at explaining current events large and small.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
The Bearded Matriarch: Redux
Consider this the flaming bag of dogshit that we used to leave on our 10th grade Biology teacher's doorstep...knock, knock! El Matriarch con Beard has once again forced himself into our collective unconscious as he may or may not have ended his Lord and Bondsman relationship to the quasi-pregnant Katie Holmes. The PeP, almost four months ago, was wracked by the landfall of Hurricane Bearded Matriarch and we're still picking up the pieces.