Tropical Storm Bearded Matriarch howls through the corrugated tin of our Seward shanty while we slowly recover from a left-leaning sweep in the Twin Cities elections. The last week and a half has been crazy-sick around HQ so we thought we'd drop a little TC scuttlebutt to lighten the mood.
- The "SpongeBob" bandit was arrested on Friday after an interesting life on the lam [strib]
- His buddy, The "fishing hat bandit" has dropped more than a few bars of soap since being arrested earlier this year. [strib]
- Our favorite midnight cowboy, gossip columnist C.J. (last name unknown), informs us the Purple-one has demolished his Chanhassen house. A clan of Whiteman's, somewhere, is in mourning. [strib]
- Don't forget to pick up your this year's hottest Christmas present. The Viking Sex Boat t-shirt [strib]
- And a link to Cousin It, err....Dara Moskowitz's take on Minneapolis sushi joints. [CP]