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Thursday, October 06, 2005
Ninjas...to the Batcave! I mean, Coffman Union!
Fellow blog ninja, Ilya, left an obscene message on my cellular telephone the evening last. Something about free dinner, the New Minneapolis, and a lap dance from R.T. Rybak. Please consider me hot and bothered by this chance to see the Teal Machine feign concern for college students. Give us a damn outdoor stadium, Rybak! and burn down Blegan Hall while you're at it...
R.T. Rybak discusses the New Minneapolis: Oct. 6th, 8:00pm; 307 Coffman Union