Monday, October 24, 2005

Imitation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery

We've paid some heed to the Vikings butt romp out on Lake Minnetonka, but for the most part we've stayed on message. Sex scandals are far beneath us--unless it involves the sexual indenturing of a woman in Arkansas not affiliated with William Jefferson Clinton. But as ombudsman for the un-electable masses in the Twin Cities (sorry City Pages) we had to report on the inevitable headlines that surfaced after Paul Edinger let loose with a 56 yard money shot in front of 64, 278 hysterical fans. As they say, the rest is history and Edinger's kick elevated the hapless Vikings over the hapless Packers. Our down-on-their-luck newspapers, the Pioneer Press and the Star Tribune, coincidently titled their stories, "The Love Boot". Feel the love...feel the bukkake.
"The Love Boot" [pipress]
"The Love Boot" [startribune]


Anonymous said...

shut up, goddamnit. Just shut up!

Anonymous said...

love boot or love boat? what exactly is a love boot?