Tuesday, September 27, 2005

You can't make this shit up

Ok, Tom Cruise is a lover of butt smoke and most everyone would agree, but the latest news out of L.A. just blew my nuts off. Apparently, he's giving a series of four lectures (starting in October) on the superiority of Scientology and its ability to heal "mental health problems". Cruise hissing about mental health doesn't surprise me. But my God, man, who in the hell came up with your impossible titles?
His four lectures:
  • "How Psychiatry Invented Schizophrenia, and What Scientologists Can Do About It".
  • "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room"
  • "Diagnosis and Treatment of So-Called Clinical Depression with the Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer"
  • "Neuroanatomical Changes Resulting from Chronic Methamphetamine Abuse: Can Narconon's Sauna and Niacin Treatment Program Help?"
Cruise, honey...just be quiet. You had me at hello.


PiedPiper said...

Mandi...you just brought the PeP to new lows.

Anonymous said...

actually, i beg to differ... i enjoy reading random, weird news instead of the long-winded sermons that this blog seems to favor

Mandingo said...

Anon, I'm here to serve you and our blessed country.

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Anonymous said...

I guess you can... hoax.