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Wednesday, September 28, 2005
The Bearded Matriarch Will Not Speak
Gawker reports that the whole sacred mess turned out to be a hoax--we, the leaders of the free world were duped into thinking Tom Cruise would carpet bomb the field of mental health with a series of planned lectures out in Los Angeles. Armaggedon avoided. We'll keep the original post below if you still want to throw up all over yourself.