If evolution really were something more than just a "theory," then how do you explain the junebug?
After all, it's the slowest, fattest, dumbest creature on God's green earth. When one flips over, it can barely right itself for its girth is simply too cumbersome. By all logical accounts, the junebug should have gone the way of the dodo centuries ago.
Tom "Flat-earth" Friedman and the Creationistas unite!
Perhaps this is a job for Green Girl and her dry well of earthly knowledge (but I hear she has many other talents).